My son Nick and I attended Historicon again. Another great time!
We ran the fourth annual Historicon Musical Wargame: My Fair Demon Barber of the Opera. This time it was a mash-up of the large number of roughly Victorian-era horror themed musicals with a few others thrown in, including The Phantom of the Opera, Sweeney Todd the Demon Barber of Fleet Street, Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, Mary Poppins, My Fair Lady, and Oliver.
And that greatest of all Victorian fiends, Mary Poppins.
The action all took place in a London Opera House and environs where the various characters were attending a performance or seeking to overcome some of the attendees for vengeance or otherwise.
The action was pretty fast and furious so I can only give a few highlights. The most well-meaning disaster occurred when Eliza Doolittle and Henry Higgins (My Fair Lady) tried to rescue Sweeney Todd's daughter Joanna from the clutches of the evil Judge Turpin. As it turned out, they accidentally shot and stabbed Joanna. Ultimately, Higgins did assassinate the judge but tried to blame it on Sweeney Todd, who deprived of his vengeance, hurled himself into the portable meat pie oven (In Sweeney Todd, the bodies of his victims are disposed of by baking them into meat pies.)
Fagin's urchins robbed everyone blind. Jekyll could not keep from changing into Hyde and spent most of the game hurling people off the balcony. Lucy, the hooker-with-a-heart of gold, escaped from Mr. Hyde by confessing everything to the police. The other hooker-with-a-heart of gold, Nancy, Bill Sykes' girlfriend, did not fare so well - Bill ended up throwing her into the meat pie oven although he was promptly arrested by Police Constable Arthur Treacher. The Phantom kept trying to shut the diva Carlotta up and failed, after a chase through the sewers to his secret lair, where he was prompted thrown by the diva into the noisome waters, leaving open the possibility of a sequel.
We actually had another Julie Andrews on Julie Andrews fight when Eliza Doolittle (Ms. Andrews played her on Broadway) had an extended bout of fisticuffs with Mary Poppins (Ms. Andrews famously played her in the Disney movie) which ended with the Cockney Flower-girl winning against the Nanny who was finally done in by Bill Sykes' pitbull Bulls-eye. Bert the Chimney-sweep was thrown into the meat pie oven on general principle. Most memorable line of the night, from the Sweeney Todd Player: " Even as a mature, straight man, I can proudly say that Johnny Depp is as hot as f___!
Here's picture of most of the "cast." I think we had about 20 players all told and still managed to finish the game in about 2 and 1/2 hours.
Fagin's urchins robbed everyone blind. Jekyll could not keep from changing into Hyde and spent most of the game hurling people off the balcony. Lucy, the hooker-with-a-heart of gold, escaped from Mr. Hyde by confessing everything to the police. The other hooker-with-a-heart of gold, Nancy, Bill Sykes' girlfriend, did not fare so well - Bill ended up throwing her into the meat pie oven although he was promptly arrested by Police Constable Arthur Treacher. The Phantom kept trying to shut the diva Carlotta up and failed, after a chase through the sewers to his secret lair, where he was prompted thrown by the diva into the noisome waters, leaving open the possibility of a sequel.
Our other game was The Complete Works of William Shakespeare (Abridged), wherein a modern town in English holds their annual Shakespeare Festival on an old Druid site that accidentally opens a portal to an alternate universe where all of the works of the Immortal Bard are real. I didn't have the chance to take pictures during the game - I think we had 19 players and this too was a fast and furious game. Here's the table:
Richard III on his arrival
Othello:
Sir John Falstaff, apprehended breaking into a liquor store. Several of the players represented the townspeople, I used characters from Sean of the Dead and Hot Fuzz as well as an Elvis-impersonating mystic.
Constable Danny Butterman encountering Queen Titiania and her Fairy Court
One of the primary goals was for the various Shakespearean factions to get to a Women's Shelter in town where all of the various put-upon heroines had sought refuge. The fate of the women varied by play, per the plays, was generally going to be unpleasant. They were defended by a fierce female attorney named Porthia.
Just a few highlights, a whole lot more went on - Henry V and Macbeth wiped each others forces out, although both personally survived, likewise Othello and Brutus & Cassius. Coriolanus and his modern soldiers ended up getting wiped out fairly early in the game but only after he did the same to Tybalt (Romeo's nemesis). Richard III was the major villain, careening over the countryside in a surplus Russian tank. He attracted a lot of attention, including a tempest cast by Prospero until Constable Nick Angel leapt onto the back of tank and emptied a can of pepper spray into the turret, causing Richard and crew to tumble out incapacitated into the street where a passing Macbeth ended the life of the Hunchback Usurper. The game concluded of something of a feminist note with Porthia having convinced the insufferably gallant Richmond (Richard III's enemy - the future Henry VII and founder of the Tudor dynasty - Shakespeare knew how to suck up to his patrons) and Marc Antony to form a cordon around the women who she escorted off the board to relative safety. All that is except Juliette who rushed to her Romeo as he wreckless drove his car through the heavily armed troops of Richmond and Antony, accidentally hit Juliette in the process. When Richmond's men opened fire on Romeo, she jumped in front and both died tragically. Also, Liz, Sean's sometimes girlfriend who was helping out at the shelter, decided to reunite with Sean and Ed and the three of them made it to the Winchester, had a nice cold pint, and waited for all this to blow over. In the final Act, the Elvis mystic made to the henge and reversed the spell that should have closed the portal and returned the Shakespeareans to their own universe. In the final action of the game however, Prospero, deciding the modern UK was better than a desert island, reopened the portal, thus plunging our world into a nightmare of iambic pentameter.
We also played in Howard Whitehouse's delightful Jabberwocky game, there was much whiffling and galumphing .
We also played in Peter Panzeri's relief of Vienna game, a fun romp but sadly I didn't get any pictures. also played in Buck Surdu's Warsaw Uprising where I uncharacteristically played a German.
Finally, here's pictures from a number of tables that caught my eye:
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