Friday, August 8, 2014

Dr. Sandorius and the Resurrection Men - Chapter VI - Tumults



Sandorius

The ballroom cleared in the panic that he had helped to create.  He saw Bobo Drko and Tsura the gypsy tending to Lady Dalhousie, blood everywhere.  With rising panic, he looked for Elizabeth. He found her lying prone just outside the postern gate.  He rushed to her and saw that she was alive.  However, her eyes were blank and she was mumbling to herself.  Sandorius knew immediately this was not mere shock but a darker condition.  In the few seconds she had contact with Elizabeth; the Countess had somehow ensnared her spirit.

He knew such spells could be broken, given time.  Time, however, was something he did not have. The Countess’ plans were advancing rapidly. He must take Elizabeth to safety first, and then think of his next steps. 

He picked her up and rushed from room, calling behind to the priest and the gypsy that he would find them after he had made Elizabeth safe.

Outside the castle, there was pandemonium, with soldiers running and riding about, trying to act as if they knew what they were doing but only adding to the panic.  With a wave from his hand, one cavalryman was knocked from his horse.  Sandorius quickly mounted and rode off.

He went first to his mansion. It would not be safe there but there were a few things, components for spells and rituals, which would be useful.  He could see the glow from the flames before he even reached the Belvedere Gardens.  As he drew closer, he could see that the fire was coming from his home.  He turned away with a consoling thought that at least the painting of Milna had likely gone up with his home.

Thinking quickly, he realized that the last place the Countess was likely to look for them was at the salt mines.  His attention had been split between protecting his daughter and stopping the Countess.  As a result, he failed in both.  Now, he would conceal Elizabeth there and deal with the Countess.

It was well after midnight when they arrived at the mines.  It was still abandoned and the silence, especially near the mine entrance, was chilling.

He settled them in the mine office.  Then he sent his spirit to search the Astral realm for any clue about the nature of Elizabeth’s condition.  He saw the line from her terrestrial body stretch off into a distant haze.  He could perceive her spirit a long way off, being held in a form of bondage that he could not entirely make out.  It was a very powerful spell, one that would require a great deal of effort to break.  He returned disheartened to the material world.

He then searched the area and found a secluded spot on the rocky mountain side.  He brought Elizabeth to it.  He easily manipulated the earth in the rock to create a space in which he could conceal Elizabeth.  He thought about trying the amber device to place her into a static form but was too worried that it might suffocate her.  Then he summoned an earth elemental and placed it to stand guard over her hiding place.  He instructed it that, if he did not return in three days’ time, it would find the priest, Bobo Drko and inform him of Elizabeth.

Wearied beyond measure, he went back to the upper room of the mine office and laid down to sleep.

It was only a few hours later that the sound of many horses awoke him. 

The Case of the Resurrection Men in The Natural Philosophy of Crime by Anton Smelchak

After “Big Saucy” went off on whatever business he had to attend, I saw that Lady Dalhousie was being brought out of the castle by the gypsy girl and Bobo Drko.  They said she had been wounded by the Countess Krimskaya but they had rescued her and were tending to her wounds.

“The Countess attacked her?”

“Yes, Lady D. tried to stop her kidnapping Mercurio’s daughter. Not to worry, I stabbed the Countess in the back.”

“My God!” I exclaimed.

“Exactly,” the priest replied.

“Where is the Countess now?”

“Turned to mist and fled.  She was a vampire you know.”

“I see.”  I was becoming quite used to accepting these incredible revelations.  Of course, I don’t think I shall ever be as blasé as Bobo Drko.

“What about Mercurio and his daughter?”

“She was in a trance.  The Professor has taken her off, probably to find a cure.  I think it might have been black magic.”  

“Couldn’t you have helped?” I asked.

“I offered but he didn’t think that much fire would be good for her.”

Not wishing to place Lady Dalhousie in proximity with Dr. Dippel, I directed them to place her in the gypsy wagon.  I then instructed “King” Zoltan to return her to the police barracks for which service he would be well paid.

It took us the better part of an hour to get through the city.  Large crowds were gathering in many of the larger squares.  The National Guard was patrolling many of the large thoroughfares, keeping watch that no barricades went up. Clearly, word about the disturbance at the ball had gotten out and rumor was rife that Leonardo had escaped.  I knew there were few troops in the city, just the Russian cavalry and the various Royal Guard units together with the National Guard who were of questionable loyalty and even more questionable capability.  If Leopold was actually approaching, there would be some serious problems for the Regent and his cronies.

Upon our arrival at the barracks, I ordered Dippel to be taken under heavy guard to Dr. Vlasic’s surgery.  I intended the Vlasic’s unsettling demeanor to have a role in my questioning of Dippel.  I then ordered all my gendarmes to duty and cancelled all patrols.  I wanted everyone one of my men available to aid, their lack of capabilities or enthusiasm notwithstanding.  I sent a runner to the Minister of Police informing him that the prisoner was in custody.  I then had Bobo Drko write to the Archpresbyter of Strelzov asking that the ecclesiastical court be convened as soon as possible on a case of the most extreme resort to deviltry.

As I was finishing these orders, I saw the gypsy wagon arrived.  Knowing that Lady Dalhousie was safe, I turned to the matter of my prisoner.

When I arrived in the surgery, Dr. Vlasic was already showing Dippel some of his most interesting surgical tools and explaining, one surgeon to another, exactly what they were capable of doing. 

While Dippel tried to put on bold front, I could see his courage was failing.  He tried to bluster his way out, saying that the Regent would have my head for mistreating him so.  To which I replied that the Regent had more pressing matters to attend to that night and by morning Dippel would be condemned by an ecclesiastical court. I then laid out the evidence that I had implicating him and the Regent in the foulest of crimes.  I emphasized the point that the Regent and the Countess were the ones I really wanted.  All the while, Vlasic was operating a small hand drill next to Dippel’s head.

The man’s courage was broken.  He whined that he feared the Countess more than anything we could do.  I assured him that if he confessed and gave testimony against the Regent and the Countess, he would be protected from her and that his cooperation would be noted to the court.

“Very well,” he said resignedly, “I will confess.”



Confession of Franz Dippel, Doctor of Medicine, Surgeon, and Hairdresser

Sworn before me this 1st of September in the Year of Our Lord One Thousand Eight Hundred and Thirty-Two

Sergei Dumitrita
Notary

I have come from a long-line of men who have served the advancement of knowledge.  My great grandfather was famous throughout Europe for his discovery of Dippel's Oil, a useful lubricant made from the distillation of bones.  But it was my father who made the truly greatest discovery in history.  He discovered the secret of re-animating the dead.  This was when I was but a child but I remember sneaking into his laboratory one night and saw him reviving a corpse.  After my mother's death, he lost his senses, blaming it on himself.  He set off on a hunt for his escaped creation from which he never returned.

He was declared an outlaw for his work, his dedication to science. His laboratory and notes were destroyed.  Our family title and castle were stripped from us and I was sent to grow up a pauper, the ward of cousins.  I had managed to keep one of his notebooks, the one with many of the secrets of his process.  I determined that I would replicate his work and thus restore our family name and fortune.

Query: What was your former title?

We were the Barons von Frankenstein.

I studied medicine and became a doctor so as to follow in my father’s footsteps.  However, I knew I should need wealth for what I intended to do.  So I followed the most popular cures, whether they worked or not, and used them to gain entre to the highest level of society. 

That is how I met the Countess Krimskaya.  I tried no fraud with her; rather she understood what I was trying to do. I had had no success until I met her.  She provided me with ancient tomes that told me how it might be done.  She was very knowledgeable and made suggestions to improve to improve my work.  I was able to fill the blanks that were left open in my father's notebook. 

She also arranged for my position here in Ruritania, a quiet backwater where my work would not be disturbed.  She introduced me to Dr. von Elphburg, a kindred spirit with connections to the Royal Family, ensuring our work would be supported.

And, a little over a year ago, all my years of toil were rewarded.  I was able to revive the corpse of a beggar I had obtained from the resurrection men.  Soon after I did it again, and was able to reproduce the results regularly. 

The process, however, was not perfect.  The subject was reanimated and was fully alive in a physical sense but the mind no longer functioned properly.  They were nearly mindless incapable of any thought beyond the most basic. Sometimes they became savages full of rage.  Several of our assistants were harmed by the creatures, one even killed.  However, I discovered that a combination of mesmerism and galvanic shock would render them calm and pliable.  The Countess was the first to suggest the use of them as a sort of servant.  I thought this was as good a start as any.  In doing so the world would become use to the reanimated and lose its fear. 

But the creatures had little strength; they easily tired and were very fragile.  That was when I realized that an elixir based upon my great grandfather's formula could be used to increase the strength of the reanimated.  If used upon an outstanding specimen, we could produce supermen who answered our every command. Each specimen took a very long time in our limited facilities in the city and suspicions were being raised. The countess suggested that we find a remote area where we could expand our facilities and produce the reanimated in greater numbers. We built the laboratory at my country estate.  It was not too far from the salt mines from which we obtained the preservative while the process was completed.  The number of specimens increased substantial, along with our demand for source material to provide them.

It was then that the Countess confided in me the extent of her plans.  We would find another location, one closer to the great center of power. Britain. We would find a place in the north, in remote Scotland.  There we would not build servants but conquerors.   We would quickly build up an army of giants who would overrun the country.  We then would have the most powerful nation on earth under our thumb. With it, we would have its great capacities for manufacturing.  After all were we not manufacturing life?  We would change the face of the entire earth.

This was how we hit upon Baron Dalhousie, the greedy fool.  We would use his estate as our first base and he would serve as a cover for our smuggling of my creations into Scotland.

Query:  Is the Baron Dalhousie still alive?

He is still alive, in a way, at our original laboratory here in the city

Query: Where is that laboratory?

In the sewers...
 
The Pimp

Anatol Frufroque  was not a happy man.  He had been losing at cards all night and this at his own gambling establishment.  Then Baroosz had asked him to see Big Saucy immediately.  Well, Baroosz was his oldest friend and it gave him an excuse to back away from the gaming tables.  Still, Frufroque didn’t like Big Saucy, when he bothered to think about him at all.  Frufroque was the real leader of all the rackets in the city, just like Hozzenko the Brigand ran the countryside.  Who was this pimp to give himself such airs.  Thinks he’s tough?  Frufroque drank out of the skulls of such upstarts.

“What do you want, pimp?  I get plenty of girls without paying for them.”

“With due respect, Ban Frufroque, I’ve heard that girls were among the things that the Regent pays you to keep trouble down in the city.”

“Don’t get high and mighty with me, pimp.  I know that you, like the rest of us, get paid by the toffs to keep trouble down.”

“Maybe it’s time we paid the toffs back,” the pimp said.

Frufroque was startled.  That type of statement could get someone hung pretty easily these days.  Worse, it could get bring the Post Office down on you.  Big Saucy was supposed to be a careful man. There must be some angle.

“What do you mean, pim-“

“I prefer to be called ‘Saucy’”

At least the man had spirit, Frufroque respected that.

“What are you suggesting?”

“Things are heating up around town.  Old Leopold’s son escaped and someone tried to blow the Regent’s culo right off of Castle Hill. There’s going to be riots, or more, tonight.”

“And tomorrow the Army shoots everyone involved.  I’m not stupid enough to get involved in that.  I leave that to those school boys at the University.”

“You know Leopold crossed the border.”

“Of course, and I know that the Army was sent to stop him.”

“What if I told you the Army didn’t stop him.  That they marched away in the wrong direction.  Old Leopold captured Hcentzov two days ago.  Without a shot fired it’s been said.”

“How do you know this?”

“Men talk to my girls.  I keep in touch with my girls, even the ones I sent to keep those poor, lonely soldiers marching off to Leutonia.”

“You’re full of it, pi… man.  Why would the army march east when everyone knew Leopold was in the south, at Iskandernople.”

“Maybe the Post Office sent them the wrong orders?”

Frufroque thought about that.  The pimp was said to know everything but did that include what went on in the Post Office?  So far as to know which way they were going to jump in the current power struggle?”

“What do you want from me?”

“Let say I have friends who would like to see some trouble for the Regent. Some arson, maybe, shootings, the odd riot here and there…”

“What’s in it for me?”

“All the plunder you and your boys can carry.  Remember, in confusion there is profit.  I hear there’s a big fire down in the Belvedere already.  Get Little Leutonia riled up, those idiots are always ready to burn their own houses down when their angry.  You should be able to come away with quite a haul.  Look, if things turn around, you can always blame it on those damn students.  I heard they were the ones behind the interruption of tonight’s ball.”

“Saucy, I like the way you think.”

Letter from Lady Euphemia Dalhousie to Miss Elspeth Dalhousie, 28 August 1832

Miss Elspeth Dalhousie, Spinster
Ossian Hall
Cranlarich, Scotland

… I suppose it was the fresh air that revived me.  The next thing I kin, Sarah and the big priest Drko were carrying me out of the castle grounds towards a pile of carriages and wagons that crowded at the bottom of the castle ramp.  The priest pressed a flask to my lips and a hard but fine liquor poured down my throat.

“Here, man,” I managed to squeak oot, “if it’s free water o’ life, I’m game.”  I took the flask from his hand and downed it in a body gang.  I began to feel much better.

He said, “The miracle has worked but you must still rest. Also take this to be sure.” Then he passed me a small vial and told me to drink that as well.  When I asked what it was, he replied, “Antidote for wampyr bite.  This will make sure you not die and come back to drink blood.”

I drank as he instructed and a fouler mingin’ brew has nae crossed my lips.  “I think being a vampire might be preferable,” I said.

By now, we were down on the causey and I was a wee bit tipsy.  My head spun what with the loss of blood and the infusion of spirits and godknowswhat in the antidote.  I was vaguely aware that the Inspector was there saying something about nae putting me in the police wagon with Dippel but give me to the gypsies.  And in my state, I wondered if they would steal me like they’re said to do with wee bairns.

Sarah took me into the wagon and helped me out of my bloody gown. Then I lay down upon a wee scratcher in the wagon and promptly fell asleep to the rocking of the wagon.

I had strangest dream.  The most handsome man I had ever seen standing afore me in a state of nature looking down at me and sighing in admiration.  Well I was so flattered that I reached up a kissed him.  Then I kissed him again.  And again.  And one thing led to another and it was a most passionate and romantic dream.

When I awoke, Sarah was coming through the door saying something akin to “Sorry  we took so long, the streets are full of soldiers and Zoltan thought best to avoid-“  Then she gasped in surprise as I sat up. 

I said, “I don’t kin what ye and the Bobo packed in that draught but I ne’er felt better in my life!  Odd dreams thoucht.”

She pointed at the scratcher on which I sat and it was only then I realized that I was sitting next tae that handsome man from my dream.

He looked up at me with a stoatin’ smile and said, “Hewwo.”

Diary of Jan Milna, unpublished

1st of September, 1832

We searched through the castle crypts as quickly as we could.  It was clear that there had been a prisoner there recently but we could find no sign of what had happened to Leonardo.  As the sound of the oncoming guards reached our ears, we beat a hasty retreat out of the postern gate.  I noticed there was much blood on the floor here but thought nothing of it.

There was much confusion out on the streets and I saw no sign of Mercurio or his daughter.  I had faith that the wizard had taken Elizabeth to a place of safety.  We hurried back to our own place of safety, the Café Mirski.

We were a glum group as we sat guzzling our brfnish.  We had come so close to success only to be deprived of our goal. 

My mood was not improved by Nikolina who was cheerfully telling everyone, "My husband killed a vampire tonight! Cut his head clean off with one blow!" 

As if that was anything special.  Topicz killed two just by tossing a party cracker at them.

As the night wore into morning the café became more crowded rather than less.  There was great consternation among all the new arrivals. Then one of the new arrivals told us that the National Guard had invaded the University, arresting all the faculty and students of the College of Thaumaturgy they could lay their hands on.  They were claiming Topicz's toy was an attempt to assassinate the Regent.

It was then that Topicz staggered to his feet. "No, this must not stand!  They forbid us practice what they do secretly.  They steal the dead of the people.  Then they murder the people.  Now they trample the ancient rights of the University.  This cannot stand!"

We all looked at him in surprise.  Topicz was, like most Leutonians, taciturn and long-suffering.  But he had been pushed too far it seemed.  Being a large man, he had a powerful voice that echoed through the café.  Soon everyone was cheering and shouting at his words.  Then the singing began, old songs of the first Revolution.

Topicz continued, "Let us go now and throw those devils off of our University!"

"Wait," I cried, "The National Guard is well-armed.  We need more weapons, more guns.  The police have guns in the barracks just across the square.  Let us go and get them there.  If they will not give them to us, we will take them!"

Then Sufflay produced two kegs of powder, "Do you think this might persuade them?"

I said I would go to Inspektor Smelchak and ask him to help.  In case he refused, I sent some of the men to place the kegs near the back of the barracks.

I marched directly up to the front door of the barracks.  Bobo Drko was there with a couple of gendarmes.


"Bobo, I must speak with the Inspektor."

When he hesitated and asked why I looked so serious, I said, "The Revolution has come! We have need of the weapons in this barracks.  You were part of the Revolution in years gone by, help us now!"

"Certainly, my nephew," he said and struck me a hard blow with his closed fist upon my nose.  I fell back.  The ever-present Nikolina was there to catch me.  As my head cleared, I asked why he had struck me.

"Remember, suffering in defense of the Faith is the highest virtue.  I just gave you my blessing; now let's go talk to the Inspektor."

The Case of the Resurrection Men in The Natural Philosophy of Crime by Anton Smelchak

I was well satisfied with Dippel's confession. I still intended to catch Krotomanic and the other resurrection men in the act. That would provide final piece of incontrovertible proof of the crimes against which even the Regent could not stand.

That was when Milna appeared.  He was highly agitated and demanded I turn over any weapons in the barracks to his band of rebels.  When I asked why, he told me of the violation of the University.  I argued that I was in the process of an investigation that would bring down the Regent and thus right any wrongs now being committed. He would have none of this and said the law was being violated and that as a policeman, I was honor bound to try and stop it.


Before I could respond, I heard a loud, rhythmic banging coming from the floor above.  Fearing some type of problem, perhaps an attack, I assured Milna I would send officers to investigate the situation at the University.  I then rushed to the store room.

Letter from Lady Euphemia Dalhousie to Miss Elspeth Dalhousie, 28 August 1832

Afore I could ask who he was, Sarah threw a couple of throws over us and hustled us from the wagon and into the police station.  We hurried up to a store room where a young boy with a huge ring of keys let us in. Sarah told us to stay there until she could fetch us our clothes and she then she would find us a safer refuge.



I sat shyly, not knowing what to say.  Finally, I asked, "So it was nae a dream, then, we actually did …

"Oh yes!"

"I should be angry with you for taking advantage of me so-"

"What do you mean, taking advantage, you stawted it by kissing me."

"Well, I was nae in my right mind.  Why should I nae think I was dreaming when a stranger come upon me not wearing any…"

"The gypsies took my unifowm, they said it was too wecognizable."

"Oh."

"You awe vewy pwetty, I was just …wooking.  I would nevew have done anything if you hadn't stawted kissing…"

"Aye, I know, I started on kissing you."

There was a bit of a silence, very awkward.

"The gypsy giww went to get ouw cwothes."

"Aye, I know.  It may take a wee bit.  She has to go to my hotel to get new clothes, my gown was ruined.  Vampire attack."

"Oo. I'm sowwy… My fathew was a vampiwe for a bit…he got bettew."

"Weaww- really?"

More silence.

"It vewy bowing just sitting hewe."

"Aye, that it is."

So…shaww we do it again?"

"Oh, aye!"

Now we had just completed our intimacy when there was a knock on the door. We just had time to wrap our linens about us when in came the Inspektor himself, saying,”Lady Dalhousie, I have splendid news, your husband is alive.”

“You’we mawwied!”

He drew up short when he saw us together and his eyes widened when he recognized my companion.

"Count Leonardo?"

I suppose I kint who he was afore, after all he spoke with that speech impediment that I had been told was the inheritance of all the Radziwills.  Still, it was a wee surprise to hear it said out loud.

Now I do not mention all this to flaunt my infidelity in your face nor do I claim, as I would be fully justified by Jamie's own infidelities, that what is good for the goose is good for the gander.  Nae, in the brief time I had known Leonardo, known in a way a spinster like yerself could nae understand, I had more joy than in all the years I was married to your beloved brother, my worthless husband. 

  My heart is forever pledged to my Leonardo.  So kin that I can nae be as a wife to Jamie thocht he still be alive. And this is all more the case considering the state in which we found him…

The Case of the Resurrection Men in The Natural Philosophy of Crime by Anton Smelchak

Thus I found myself in the situation where I was close to solving the case that would either bring down the government or send me to the gallows, I had angry students on my doorstep about to blow up my barracks, and I had just found the most wanted man in the kingdom, hiding in my store room in considerable intimacy with the wife of the supposed victim of the crime that started all of it.

I stammered my respects to the Count when I heard a tumult outside. 

There was Milna, mounted on the roof of the pissoir in the middle of the square offering a harangue to the ever growing crowd in the square.  To my astonishment, he said that the police were going to throw the National Guard out of the University and bring the Regent to justice.

"We will help the police retake our University.  Then, we find Count Leonardo and make him safe.  Since we do not know where he is, we must make the whole city safe for him."

Suddenly, out of the barracks door came Leonardo, resplendid in his blue and red uniform, "Did someone say caww my name?"

The crowd exploded with cheers.  They lifted him up onto the pissoir roof where he joined in the rousing chorus of the forbidden "Leopold's March."


Lady Dalhousie stood gazing at him with obvious admiration.  "At least this time, he remembered tae put on his trousers."

As I stood there contemplating my likely fate, the runner I had sent to the Minister returned with word that he had been arrested.  The Regent had missed Dippel after all and so discovered the arrest.  I would certainly be next.  But what I found more of an outrage was that the Regent was abusing his power to arrest a man for doing his duty. 

I assembled the men of the barracks and said to them, "Men, it appears we are caught in the middle of a revolution.  We can run and hide or we can act as the true defenders of justice we swore to be."

They looked at each other confusedly.  Finally, Loncar asked, "Are you talking to us?"

"Yes."

"You mean you want us to be the defenders of justice? Us?"

"Yes!  What is the only protection that the poor and the weak have against tyranny but the law, fairly and impartially administered.  No king, no regent can stand against that!  You are ordinary men.  In some cases, less than ordinary men. But if we stand together in defense of the law, we will be more than men, tonight we will be the law, tonight we will be justice! Will you follow me?"

I swear for a moment I thought they were going to laugh. But then, looking sheepishly at each other, they began standing taller, shifting into ranks and coming to attention.  Finally, Loncar said, "No one ever thought we could be of any good.  God help us, Inspektor.  We will follow you!"

Diary of Jan Milna, unpublished

1st of September, 1832

The crowd cheered even louder when Smelchak and his men joined us. 

Cheering would not win the city alone and I said so to Count Leonardo. We still needed weapons and I asked for the police to open their arsenal. Smelchak took me aside and handed me a card.

It belonged to a Commander Fogge, military attaché at the British Consulate.  He said he met the man at the ball and inquire about our service to Lady Dalhousie. 

“He seemed more attuned to our affairs than usual…The English are worried about the Russians increasing their influence in this part of the world.  Perhaps he would be willing to help?”

I set off at once.  Nikolina came with of course.  This time however she was quite useful, helping me avoid the National Guard patrols.  We soon arrived at the British Consulate, just off Zagloba Prospekt.  I showed them the card and was admitted at once.

Commander Fogge was a bright, urbane man with the casualness that is associated with someone who is use to wielding power.

I explained to him that the Revolution had started, the police had joined us, and Leopold was on the march.  I said that with his country’s help, we would drive the Russians out and bring freedom to this nation.

“Well, frankly, Mr. Milna, we are having a spot of trouble at home with …your sort of people.  However, His Majesty’s Government is always interested in promoting freedom, especially freedom of trade.  Certainly, we are not particularly happy with what the Russians are up to.”

“Then you will help?”

“Not directly, of course.  Not yet in any event.  However, I will give you the name of a man who will take you to small warehouse not far from here.  There you will several hundred firearms and a large quantity of powder.  Wagons will be provided of course.”

He could see surprise on my face.

“Mr Milna, I knew someone such as yourself would be coming along.  I never leave such things to chance.  After all, Lord Dalhousie was not the only one in the business of smuggling.”

The Case of the Resurrection Men in The Natural Philosophy of Crime by Anton Smelchak

I sent word to the other police barracks that the Minister had been arrested illegally and that I would be acting Minister of Police.  There was an attempt underway to overthrow our constitution and all police were ordered to remain in their barracks and obey no orders that did not come from me.

I did not send the message to Bersa.  He was the senior Inspektor in the force and therefore the Minister’s successor.  A toady such as he would certainly back the Regent.  Fortunately, he was an incompetent idiot and most of the other district inspectors knew this.  That was why they looked to me.


We marched toward the University, my police wagon driven by Bogacz in the lead, Count Leonardo, the Bobo and I perched on the roof, the rest of my gendarmes following close behind.  We were followed by a multitude that grew with each residence we passed.

Two companies very nervous National Guardsmen were drawn up at the entrance to the University grounds.  I halted the procession and called out to them that they were acting illegally and must leave the University or else all face justice.  

They prepared to fire on us.

Bob Drko then spoke up, telling them that the Regent had sold his soul to the devil and practiced black magic.  If they didn’t quit, they would face the fires of hell as his accomplices.  He waxed quite poetic about the torments that awaited them in that case.  It definitely

Then a train of wagons began pressing its way through the crowd.  Milna and Nikolina were standing atop the first, handing out muskets to the crowd.  Soon hundreds of guns were pointed at the National Guardsmen.

A sergeant broke from the ranks of Guardsmen, “The hell with Leobald, what’s he ever done for us!”  The sergeant pointed at Lady Dalhousie, of all people.  “You see that pretty lady?  We met she came into the country.  She was the first toff that treated me and Petro here like humans.  If that is the type of people with Leonardo, then I am with Leonardo. And with Leopold!”

At this the Guardsmen broke ranks and joined with the crowd.  A couple of officers who tried to stop the mutiny were struck down instantly.

We now truly had a revolution.

Narishkin

The Tsar had told him to be guided by the Countess in all thing.  He would do so.  He hated the senseless cruelty of the woman, but she was the only one here who had any sense of things. He had been told that matters in Ruritania were coming to a crisis but he never expected it to unfold so swiftly.

At least they had returned to the Royal Castle.  It had been unseemly to have run off at the first whiff of trouble but the Regent was not the steadiest of men.  They were meeting in a small sitting room near the King's bedchambers.  Only the Regent was there with a few of his worthless generals, Narishkin, the Countess, and the Queen.  The King had gone to bed, thankfully; the last thing they needed was that doddering old fool.  The Regent was bad enough.

"How soon can your twoops be hewe?" the Regent asked.

"Word should reach them by morning.  A day's hard marching, two at the most and they will be here.  The Austrian Brigade should be here soon but they will be slow.  I have already seen that they are not ...enthusiastic with their role here."

"But the city is going up in fwames NOW!" The panic was creeping back into the Regent's voice."

Narishkin agreed, "There are reports of mobs looting mansions in the Bogatney district and the Belvedere Gardens.  Barricades are being erected in the Svenkta Methodi. Little Leutonia is in open revolt.  There are reports that the police have joined the mob."

"That scum, bah," scoffed one of Leobald's drill field generals.

"Yes, they are scum but no worse than the National Guard and without the National Guard, we have a few guard units and my cavalry."

The Countess finally spoke, "Enough!  We will withdraw from the city tonight."

"But we can't abandon the capitaw without a fight!" whined the Regent.

"There won't be a fight here,"  said the Countess. "The whole city is rising. Leopold will be here by dawn.  I have seen it.  There is a place a short distance from here where we can make our stand, gather our army.  We shall lure Leopold into a trap and destroy him."

That was good enough for Narishkin, "I shall give the necessary orders."  As an afterthought, he turned to the Queen who had been silent all this time. "If that meets with your approval, Your Highness?"

"Yes it does.  I shall wake the King."  She was fuming with anger when she turned to the Regent, "You have brought us to this, you fool.  Once we are out of this, you shall pay dearly, Leobald!"



The Case of the Resurrection Men in The Natural Philosophy of Crime by Anton Smelchak

The hour was close to two now and I had not lost my desire to capture the grave robbers at Saint Wanda’s graveyard.  I now had many other concerns but I still intended to bring them in and complete my case.  Perhaps it was the realization that, one way or another, promotion or execution, this was likely to be my last case as an investigator, I want to be in at the finish.

With Leonardo and Voynich sorting things out at the University, I felt safe in leaving the scene.  I told the Count that I would return shortly with the final evidence against the Regent and also information regarding Lady Dalhousie’s husband. 

“If you find him awive, you may not want to mention what Wady Effie and I …uh…”

“I shall be the soul of discretion, Your Highness.”

“Oh goodie!”

I gathered about a dozen of my gendarmes and National Guardsmen and we set off for the graveyard.  The Bobo was with us, of course, along with Lady Dalhousie and the gypsy girl, Milna and his ubiquitous bride, and Topicz.

Saint Wanda’s was the largest graveyard in the city, catering mostly to the large Leutonian population of the Old Town District.  We arrived at the graveyard about a quarter past two and surrounded the place. 


Much to my chagrin, the graveyard was empty.  It appeared that we had been spotted or they received some type of warning. There were clear signs of very recent activity, however, with several of the graves newly opened and a few coffins dragged out. 

Fortunately, Dippel had revealed that they had been taking bodies from the place periodically for weeks.  To aid them, they had installed a tunnel from one of the mausoleums down into a nearby sewer line.  This was the reason for the placement of their first laboratory in such a strange location.   A brief search of the mausoleums revealed the tunnel which had been left open in the robbers’ hasty departure.

Leaving a strong guard at the entrance, we descended into the noisome atmosphere of the city sewers.  These were far larger than I had expected and the channel provided a veritable underground river.  Dippel’s electric galvanic vines ran along the walls and roof, sparking occasionally to give us momentary illumination as if by lightening. There was a stone walkway along each side of the channel but it was narrow and we could pass two-by-two only with some difficulty.   



The rushing water coupled with the periodic crack of the galvanics made hearing difficult but one could make out occasional odd and disturbingly unnatural sounds emanating from down the passage.  We advanced towards those sounds.

As we advanced, I could make out large bodies moving in the water.  These seemed like some sort of over-sized sea creatures.  Occasionally, the movement of a particularly large specimen splashed water onto the walkway.  The water was too filthy and the light too dim to gain more than the briefest glimpse of these things.



Suddenly, there were shouts and then shots at the rear of our column.  Harsh gutteral roars and high-pitched squeals followed.  Before I could run back, Gendarme Drago reported that several ghouls had attacked the rear of our column.  The Guardsmen panicked and two were slain but the policemen rallied and destroyed the things, throwing them into the water where awful, tentacle beasts consumed their foul flesh.

We took up our advance again, more quietly this time, moving one-by-one with our lanterns hooded.  As we turned a corner, we saw that a large room opening off to the right of the passage, light spilling out from it.  We could hear voices now, distinctly human, calling upon each other to speed their departure.  Lady Dalhousie looked startled. “One of those is Jamie, my husband, but he sounds mighty queer,” she whispered.

Then I saw ahead of us a group of those ghoulish creatures advancing towards us along both sides of the channel.  Swallowing my disgust at the unnatural sight, I signaled to the party to press themselves along the wall, be silent, and let the things pass.

As I suspected, they were witless things and were not able to easily discern us.  There were five of them on each side of the channel.  When the five on our side had come up with us, I gave a signal and we all pushed against them.  They fell clumsily into water of the sewer.  I saw indeed that large tentacles engulfed them and drew them down into now roiling water.



The five on the other side of the channel had now turned.  The Bobo began crying out in a loud voice, summoning them to come and get him.  The five mindless creatures grew enraged and charged directly toward us, falling into the channel. They too were consumed.

Topicz now ran ahead.  He saw four large armed men who were coming to investigate the noise.  Topicz still possessed one of the devices that he had constructed for Mercurio.  This he threw at the feet of the four men and there was a popping sound and small flash.  The men were engulfed in a block of amber.  Their faces showed the distress of a sudden loss of air.


Before we could advance to support Topicz, a huge figure loomed out of the darkness and charged towards us.  It was fully eight feet tall and covering with a huge musculature.  Its face, barely human in aspect, was contorted with an insane rage.  It charged directly at me and I thought I would surely fall under its attack.


A great blast sounded and echoed through the dark passage.  A heavy ball struck the creature directly in the chest.  Amazingly, it did not seem to pierce the creature’s breast but the force of shot knocked it backward into the water of the channel. I glanced back and saw Lady Dalhousie, her just-fired elephant rifle in her hands.  I offered my thanks.

“Dinnae thank me, laddie, thank my Fiona,” she said, patting the rifle.

When I turned back I saw that the things in the water were consuming this ghoul as well.  Then, one of the tentacle monstrosities wrapped a limb around a grating in the walkway, seeming to be in the act of pulling itself up onto our level. 

I ran past it, firing one of my coach guns at the tentacle.  The shot hit and the creature let go of its hold.  Then an electric bolt crackled down from the galvanic vine, striking the creature and driving it back beneath the waters.


 I then followed Topicz into the large room.  I was dazzled by the sudden light but soon perceived it was a laboratory of sorts, filled with large machines that clicked and whirled and gurgled exotically.

There was one man left in the room.  He was trying to advance up a ladder to the surface.  The Bobo grabbed his collar and threw him to the floor.  It was Geli von Elphburg.

He smiled up ingratiatingly at me and called out, “Don’t shoot, Inspektor.  I surrender.”

I looked about but could not see anyone else.  As I turned Elphberg over to my men, a strangely mechanical voice called out, “Effie gel, is that you?”

Lady Dalhousie who had likewise been trying to find her husband, looked about her and said, “Jamie, is that you?  Where are you?”

“Why right here, gel.  Sitting in the garden by the oak tree.”

That was when realized that the voice was coming from a small grated box attached to a large, strangely wrought device in the corner of the room.  At the top of the device was a large glass jar.  With great horror I saw that contained within it was a human brain.


With a shaking hand I pointed this out to the others.  Lady Dalhousie whispered breathlessly to me, “Is that him?”  I nodded.  “Och, Jamie, you look a mite worse now than when I last saw ye.”

“Aye gel, I was in a terrible fall.  I cannae see.  I’ve been recuperatin’ in Dippel’s garden here for weeks.  He hopes my eyesight will return someday.”

The voice seemed slurred as if from drink.  I noticed that there were several wires and tubes leading into the glass jar, some attached to the organ within.  One of these seemed to be carrying an amber-colored liquor directly into the brain.  Dear lord, I thought, an appreciated of alcohol is one thing but to imbibe it in his state is a testament to Lord Dalhousie’s dedication to drink.

“Jamie, what have you been up tae here?”

“Ah gel, I was trying to retrieve my fortunes.  I was here looking into that mink business about which I wrote when I met Dr. Dippel.  He told me of his work, bringing dead paupers back to life.  I came up with the idea of shipping them home as cheap labor.  Think of it, gel!  They’re already dead so you dinnae have to pay them!  Every mill owner in Britain’ll want them as workers.  Dippel was breeding them big too so they could be used as navvies, and coal miners.  Och the possibilities were endless.

“Then I had a twinge of my conscience.  It dinnae seem right to be stealing all these bodies.  I wondered where they all came from.  I began to wonder if there might be some foul play involved.  So I told Dippel I wanted out of the deal and that he should stop or I would go to the British counsel and the local police and tell them all.

That’s when I had my fall.  I was leaving that contraption of von Elphberg and fell down asudden.  Took a long while to come to my senses but Dippel’s been taking care of me ever since.  He said I broke my neck but he made sure I could make a clean recovery although it will take a long time to fully heal.  I owe the man my life.  Oh, wait, I have to shoo the bunnies. Shoo, shoo, bunny!”

As the brain spoke these words, we saw one of the galvanic discharges arc down, striking a tentacled creature that raised its form out of the water. It retreated.

The Bobo said, “His brain is controlling the electric vines. They keep the demons under control.  That is why they’ve done this to him, so he will eternally act as a check on the qlippoth that have escaped into our world because of their experiments.  This is magic of the blackest kind!”

“Eternally?” I asked.

“If this device works properly, jar sealed tightly, normal decay would be prevented, the brain could last a very long time.”

“How long?”

Bobo shrugged, “Until the whiskey runs out.”

Confession of Franz Dippel, Doctor of Medicine, Surgeon, and Hairdresser

… Lord Dalhousie is very much alive, in a sense.  He grew too squeamish about our plans. 

At the same time, we were being troubled by the by-product of our experiments. My theory is that these were simply the microscopic creatures that dwell unseen all around us but now grown to size as a result of our processes. They began to infest the area around our laboratory and proved quite dangerous, more so than many of our wilder specimens. 

Fortunately, I discovered that electrical shock applied to the creatures kept them subdued.  That was why we installed the galvanic system in the sewers.  Unfortunately, the system needed constant control and the creatures needed constant watching.  There was an experiment in my father's notebook detailing the transference of a brain into an automaton.  He successfully did this with a cow that ran a well, thinking all the time that it was producing milk.  The same principle was applied here but because of the complexity, I determined that a human brain was needed.  Originally, I thought a reanimated brain would work but the poor functioning of the revived brain worked against this option.

Another reason we decided to deal with him in this manner was the ruby.  The Countess was a aware that his wife possessed an artifact that would, she insisted, help our goal on increasing production of reanimates.  She offered him a fortune but he refused saying it was wife's and it was obvious that his fear of his wife outweighed his greed.  We needed to lure his wife here and obtain the ruby from her.

All these points combined to lead us to using him as the engine, if you will, of our mechanism in the sewers. He was simply knocked unconscious and I removed his brain from his body.  Of course I believed that he would be more cooperative if he was unaware of his true condition.  I became quite adept at stimulating parts of his brain to make him believe he was enjoying a country garden.  Of course the whiskey helped.

Query:  What would happen if this system shut down and the brain removed.

I suppose the organisms in the sewer water would soon over run most of the city…

The Case of the Resurrection Men in The Natural Philosophy of Crime by Anton Smelchak

By the time we returned to the barracks, there was euphoria in the streets. Word had come that the whole city had risen, the mansions of the Twelve Families were being sacked and that the King and his Court, including the Regent were fleeing from the city.  Word had come that Leopold's army was approaching, having marched the sixty miles from Hcentzov in two days.

Since his exile in '15, Leopold had led his army of volunteers on a hundred fields of battle throughout the world, from the Aegean to the Caucasus, from the Andes to the Amazon, from the South China Sea to Himalayas.  Most recently, he had fought with the Greeks in their war of independence.  After the victory at Petra, he grew concerned about Russian intentions in the area.  Thus when they went to war against the Turks, Leopold was willing to consider the cautious offer of the Ottomans for his service.  However, the Turks were defeated before the details could be finalized and the Russians demanded as part of the peace that Leopold's army be disbanded and he returned.  He refused of course and the Turks had little stomach to force him.  He had thus been settled at the border town of Iskanderanople for nearly a year, anticipating the trouble that now gave rise to his return.

As dawn came to the city, his army marched in, the Regent have long since fled.  His regulars were few in number but well seasoned and dedicated, containing not only Ruritanians but Poles and Greeks and Russian Decembrists, Frenchmen, Venezuelans and Mexicans, even a few Armenians and a Chinese.  Any who wished to strike a blow for liberty.  His ranks were swelled by volunteers who had fled over the border to join him.  Much to our surprise there was a regiment made up of the former Leutonian miners of Grebnach, eager to combat the evil they had witnessed firsthand.  They were distinguished by the traditional Leutonian beret of pinkish crimson, the famous Ruritania Rasberry.

Leonardo arranged an audience for us.  The old Prince was over seventy but still energetic but easily distracted by shiny objects.  I did my best to explain our efforts and how the Regent had aligned himself with a vampire.

"Weawwy?  I don't cawe fow vampiwes, not good on the digestion.  I awmost became one once.  Sandowius cuwed me.  How I wish he was hewe.  He was vewy smawt.  You awe vewy smawt too.  What say we make you Ministew of Powice pewmanentwy?

Leonardo next introduced Milna, saying how he was the first leader of the uprising and former officer of Polish cavalry.

"Excewwent.  And a Powe as weww.  We have many of youw countwymen in ouw cavawwy.   What say we make you a Cowonew in ouw cavawwy."

"May I give you my blessing, Highness?" asked Bobo Drko, drawing back his fist.

"Thank you, no, Bobo. I wost thwee teeth at my wast bwessing.  I have been towd of youw howy devotion.  What say we talk to Pwesbytew and have you made an Awch-bobo?"

Topicz spoke up, "Your Highness, I am the one who first rallied the people to your cause."

"Good fow you."

Then Leonardo introduced Lady Dalhousie as his "giww."

"Weawwy?  She's quite the wookew.  Ah youth!  How I miss my deaw Webecca.  She was the best waundwess a man evew had."

"Highness, we must decide our next steps," this was from General Strakencz, the Chief of Staff.

"Of couwse, Stwakencz, whewe have my bwothews gone?"

"To the southeast, along the road to Apollograd, heading for the Trans-Ister steppe.  Leobald has supporters among the Kozaki there, he will seek reinforcements from them."

"Then we shaww puwsue immediatewy.

"Highness, that is impossible, the men are exhausted, they have forced marched over sixty miles in the last two days."

"No, we will west a few houws only.  We wiww have bweakfast and a bowew movement and then we mawch!  We must bustwe, Stwakencz, we must bustwe!  We awe hunting vampiwes!"

Sandorius

They were a troop of the Russian heavy cavalry that garrisoned Strelzov.  They appeared travel-worn and tired.  They dismounted but it appeared only for a brief rest,  after a few moments, they left, moving along the road to the southeast.  From the second floor of the mine office, he could see dust clouds along the skyline to the north, heading toward him.  Troops on the march, the Royal Army was concentrating, most likely to move against Leopold.  They weren't marching toward the capital.  That meant something had gone wrong for them there.  Perhaps the city had fallen.


The sound of pounding hoof beats disturbed his thoughts.  A courier was rushing down the main road.  With a flick of Sandorius' hand, the rider was knocked from his horse by an invisible bolt.  Sandorius quickly bound the young man and put him in one of the cabins.  Then he searched the courier's dispatch bag.  There were orders in it to various commanders, telling them to concentrate at the old castle on Lake Czud. 

Of course!  The tumulus of the old god. He knew it well.  A place of power. That was where the Countess would make her stand, draw her enemies in and then spring some hell she had in store for them.

Sandorius changed into the courier's uniform, then used a glamour to change his appearance to that of a non-descript young man, an aide de camp who flitted about a camp or battlefield with few questions asked.

Before he left, he summoned up a tiny elemental of air, "Fly to Fisztics and to Tsura.  Tell them I am hiding with the Royal Army by the shores of Lake Czud."  He let it fly off and set off after the departed cavalry

The camp of the Royal Army was already large by the time Sandorius reached in the late afternoon. Both the Russian and Austrian occupying brigades were there with cavalry and artillery supports.  Several regiments of the Royal Army had arrived, including the famed Cuirassiers and the heavy artillery. Several bands of fierce Kozaki stood guard at the castle.

It had been his castle at one time.  A manor house, really rising up from an island in the lake.  He had chosen it because it was close to the tumulus, a holy burial mound built by the ancient Kurgans, the legendary people who dwelt in these lands when the mountains were young.  He thought he could use the power of the place to aid his magic.  The power here was too strong and unpredictable.  He had left it then, never imagining that she would find it.

They had erected a large tower on the hill and atop it was a strange device.  This was a focus.  She would draw the power of the elements into a single spot.  But to what end?  Likely to raise her army of undead giants.  But how, he was not familiar with its operation.  He could not get close to it because of troops of Kozakis guarding it.

He decided to rest before plotting his next course of action.  He had not had a full night's sleep in a week and his power to work magic was completely drained. He had the time for once.  Leopold had just captured the city that day.  The old man would need time to sort the city out and rest his troops.  Sandorius had at least two or three days until armies clashed.

He found a tree near the castle bridge and fell soundly asleep under it.

He was awaken around four that morning. A large carriage had arrived.  It carried the Countess.  She was greeted by the Regent and Narishkin, the Russian Ambassador, now in his role of commander of the occupying army.

"Why aren't your men on the line?" She called harshly to them. Despite their rank and medals, it was clear that the two would take orders from her.

"The men need rest, many have marched a long way to this concentration."

"Fools, Leopold's cavalry is right behind us.  We were nearly captured.  His whole army is a few hours away.  Get your men into line, Leopold will be here by dawn!"

The pair rushed away, a cloud of aides scattering to get the army moving into place.

Sandorius stayed and watched her.  She ordered some of the Kozaki guards to unload a large crate from the carriage. They carried it into the castle.  A man dressed as a Kozaki officer came from the castle and greeted her. Sandorius knew the man was a vampire.

"Is all in readiness?" she asked.

"Yes, Countess.  But how shall we accomplish the ritual without the ruby?"

"We have another key, do not worry."

"May I ask what that is, Countess?"

He saw her white teeth smile in the darkness, "The magic of the fey.  We have a key to doors of Hy Brasil itself."

Sandorius knew then.  She had found Elizabeth.



Thursday, July 31, 2014

Dr. Sandorius and the Resurrection Men - Chapter V - Dances





Excerpt from A Man of Many Talents, The Memoirs of Ratko Fisztics


As we returned to the city from the salt mine, there was an atmosphere of unease that one could feel, an electric feeling that something large was about to happen. 
 After the rest were settled, I made inquiries of some of my contacts and was shocked by what I learned.

Rumor was rampant that Prince Leopold had crossed into Ruritania at the head of his army and was marching directly toward Strelzov to free his son.  Officially, the government would deny this but I was certain there was some truth to the rumors.  Whether he could defeat the combined forces of the occupiers and the Royal Army was another matter.

I realized that events were moving faster than I could have expected.  The revelation of the close involvement of the Regent Leobald in Dippel’s schemes showed that Mercurio was right in thinking it a much greater matter than simple grave-robbing.  Also the implications for the revolutionary movement were profound.  As a result I was determined to ensure that Count Leonardo was rescued and so took steps to ensure that happened, despite the inept plans that Voynich and Milna had hatched.  

Despite my best efforts, I could find no information of where Count Leonardo was being held; only that he had been captured by agents of the Russian Third Section who were notoriously adept at keeping secrets.  That meant that the rescue must occur at the ball.
This would require the services of my friend Big Saucy.

I decided to take Mercurio into my confidence and seek his assistance in my plan. I found him very early Friday morning closeted in his offices with Bobo Drko.  Having learned that the priest had a spent time in Siberia for his support of the revolution, I had no doubt in his willingness to assist.  They both readily agreed.

I asked Mercurio if he would something that would make one or two people invisible or even less noticeable.  Of course, this led to a lengthy lecture of the properties of various elements and his conclusions that the best way of obtaining the results I sought was to modify the air around the subject to reflect its surroundings resulting effectively in invisibility.

He said this would actually be a simple spell and could be rendered into a device that the subject could operate on his own.  He set Topicz to work on this and assured me it would ready in time for the ball. 

I asked him whether there was any manner in which he could discover the whereabouts of Count Leopold.  With some effort, he placed himself into a trance and sat still for the better part of half of an hour.  When he returned to consciousness he told me that sent his soul out upon the astral realm and there located the location of the Count’s essence.  He said that this was in an area connected to earthly world in the location of the burial crypts under the Royal Castle.  However, he warned, the Count was not readily accessible.  Rather, a strong magic was keeping him half-way between these spheres, hidden from terrestrial view and surrounded by dark beings of unearthly power. 

“This is proof that there is a far more dangerous power at work here than the charlatan Dippel and the venal Regent.”

I agreed with this last sentiment but could not understand much of his explanation of the Count’s condition.  The only thing that was apparent to me was that the rescue could only occur after he had been taken from the crypt.

Mercurio then also told me that he would have prepared some additional devices, similar to grenades, that when thrown would cause the air in a certain area to be rendered into amber.  This would be useful if an escape from pursuers was needed.  However, the two then fell into a debate whether such a device would suffocate the persons within the spell’s effect and the moral implications thereof.  I hastily took my leave.



I went to some of my more secretive contacts to obtain false credentials and a uniform of a Postman as means of disguise should things went wrong.  This was not as difficult as one might imagine.  In those days, the Post Office had a ready supply of extra uniforms to dress up their casual spies and informants in case there was a need to perform a show of force.  The mere site of large numbers of presumed Postmen would certainly have a chilling effect on all but the most ardent revolutionary.

I returned to the University by mid-afternoon and received the invisibility device.  Mercurio warned me that it would be good for only one use and the effect would not last more than a quarter of an hour.  Also, in order for more than one person to be protected by the spell, they must be in close proximity to the device and touching one another.

He also informed me that Topicz and Sufflay, who would both be part of Voynich’s “forlorn hope,” had fashioned on their own a different sort of grenade.  This would create a brief flash of sun-like light and a loud concussive blast of thunder. This would be likely to render any guards near blind and deaf, at least for a few moments.  I thought it an interesting idea but was more frightened by what the likes of Topicz and Suffly were likely to do with such a powerful weapon.  If nothing else, it should prove a distraction.

I thanked the Professor and set off for the house of the pimp.






The Case of the Resurrection Men in The Natural Philosophy of Crime by Anton Smelchak

I can assure you that knowledge of the Regent Leobald’s involvement in Dippel’s scheme filled me with unease.  The danger of accusing one of the Regent’s favorites without ironclad proof was apparent.

Thus, after a few hours of sleep, I devoted myself to an examination of the law with which I might fight Dippel and his Royal protector.

Ruritania had always been what could be called a constitutional monarchy.  The first Vladislav was from the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth with its elective monarchy and its severe limitations thereon. Although the Crown in Ruritania was stronger than it had been in Poland-Lithuania, there was no “divine right of kings” and no man was considered to be above the law, even the king or his family.  There were several cases from our history when member of the Royal Family lost in the courts.  One case actually involved the wife of Vladislav III who was convicted of practicing black magic but merely placed on house arrest.

The problem was the Regency.  The Ruritanian constitution provided representation through a tricameral legislative body, the National Diet made up of the Senate, the Chamber of Deputies, and the General Assembly. As it was so cumbersome a structure, when the Revolution of 1798 occurred, Prince Leopold’s advisors used the fiction that the King, Leopold’s brother Leon, had fallen under the sway of evil advisors.  they therefore made themselves into a Council of Regents that was imposed on the King to direct his actions and also short-cut the cumbersome processes of the National Diet.

When the “Restoration” occurred in 1814-15, the reactionaries who now controlled Ruritania under Russian and Austrian protection used the same vehicle to impose their will. However, this Council of Regents made no pretense of ruling through the King and Diet as the Revolutionary Council had done.  It ruled completely by decree and the decrees were enforced by the occupying powers.   In 1832, the Council consisted of four members, each from the most reactionary of the Twelve Families, the richest and most powerful families in the country, and its President, the King’s other brother Prince Leobald.

The civil courts were unlikely to go against the Regent.  However, the ecclesiastical courts were still independent and the occupying powers were loath to offend the Church.  I realized that the best way of bringing Dippel to justice was through these courts.  The civil courts would then be required to adopt their findings and apply the civil penalties.  Even the Regent would have to bow to their decision and he might even, like the third Vladislav’s wife, face justice before them.

Diary of Jan Milna, unpublished

31th of August, 1832

Although I am still young, I have endured much of late.  First, nearly two years of warfare in which I was severely wounded followed by several months as a fugitive, always with one eye open to pursuit by the masked agents of the Third Section.  But surely, this was all nothing to the events of this single week I have suffered here in Ruritania.

When I first met Elisabeth, my heart was instantly ensnared. Then, when she seemed to reciprocate my feelings, my heart soared. Hope for a settled life of happiness dawned in me.  All of this was dashed by the events in the mine and bleakness fills my soul. 

After returning to the city, I manage to fend off Nikolina’s ardent request for a true wedding night using the excuse of the recent wound I had from her father.  The first thing in the morning I rushed to Mercurio’s house to try and tell Elisabeth what had happened and that the supposed marriage was but a horrid mistake.  She refused to see me, her overly protective father having had already told her the tale, placing me in the worst possible light.

Much troubled then, I met with Voynich and the other student revolutionaries at the Café Mirski to once more discuss the details of our plan.  Nikolina was there having helped my compatriots obtain uniforms from the Teatr Komediko.  She apologized profusely to me that they did not have enough Austrian uniforms to fit but had plenty of Turkish ones.  I assured her that this would be sufficient, the main purpose was to disguise the role of that students would play in the rescue.

I grew more troubled by our discussion.  I had hoped to have a carriage placed nearby the castle to convey the Count to a place of safety.  This could not be done due to the most coaches had been hired already by those attending the ball.   Voynich assured me that they would disguise the Count with a gypsy costume they had gotten at the theatre which should work since the district near the castle had become unaccountable infested with them lately. 



I instructed them that they should follow the plan agreed.  They would make their way into the old dry moat that surround the castle.  The carriages of the attendees were to be kept there during the ball.  The large number of these should enable the group to enter unseen in the crush.  They were then to climb the Castle Hill to the postern and be there precisely at nine o’clock, the traditional time for the King’s arrival at the ball and presumably the moment for the ceremonial exchange of prisoners.  Once Leonardo was brought into the main ball room, I would open the postern and let them in.  They would free the Count and take him back out the way they had come.  Given the supernatural events of last night’s investigation, I told them to bring my father’s great sword for my use as a precaution.

Nikolina then told me she wished we could have a “wedding afternoon” but could not since Elisabeth had promised to help her prepare for the ball.  The thought of Elisabeth hearing Nikolina’s burblings about our marriage only filled me with more gloom. My friends then ordered several bottles of Champagne to drink to our marriage.  I could not share in the joy nor receive the solace of the wine since I intended to keep a clear head for the events of the night.

The Pimp

Big Saucy arrived at the Ball unfashionably early.  Of course, many would be surprised that he would be invited at all. However, certain members of the nobility had needs for which Saucy provided and therefore he was favored and often received access to the most august occasions.  There was little effort needed to secure himself an invitation to the ball.  In fact, a couple of the more unconventional of his clients were even attending with some of his young ladies as companions.  Saucy took advantage of this and instructed the girls to be sure to bring some type of concealed weapon with them.

Since such favored persons were expected at the ball, there were no insulting searches only the most obvious weapons, such as officer’s swords, were deposited with the guards at the doors to the chambers.  His American knife was easily concealable in the tails of his coat.

This weapon had become something of a talisman as well as a calling card for him.  He had gotten after a fierce battle with an American river boat pirate who tried to move into the Ister trade.  However, there had always been something strange about it.  It was said to have been made from the metal of a fallen shooting star and worked with Indian magic.  Saucy didn’t know about that but knew that it certainly produced a wicked cut in just about anything while never seeming to lose its edge.



A steady stream of the guests arrived, and he was able to glean more information from the rumors they brought.  It appeared that Leopold had indeed crossed the border and seized Hcentvoz, the third largest city in the Kingdom, without a fight.  The reason for the failure of the Royal Army to counter this move was uncountable.  Rumor had it that the Post Office had failed to deliver the appropriate orders, a shocking event if true.

He used the bustle of the arrivals as a chance to move downin to the crypts.  He was well acquainted with the castle from numerous visits in the past, especially during Leopold’s Regency when any commoner, not just procurers could gain access to the place.  He went into a small antechamber just off of the main ball room floor.  There was an old stone staircase that led to a corridor opening directly onto to the crypts.

Just one of the innumerable keys his girls had acquired for him over the years, he opened the big wooden door.  He was surprised to see four men standing nearly immobile near the door.  They were richly dressed in foreign fashion and wore Venetian-style mask such as one sees at Carnival time. 

One hissed at him, “GET OUT!”

Saucy backed out of the room offering apologies.  Obviously Mercurio was correct that Leonardo was being held there.  He was also correct as to the dark nature of the captors; Saucy felt extremely uneasy in their presence.

He retreated back towards the stairs.  He realized that this would be the route by which they would bring Leopold and thus the best place to intercept them.  He pulled down two large halberds that decorated the walls and, using the piano wire he kept in his pocket for emergencies, he set them in a trap to swing down on the captors as the approached the top of the stairs.  He also loosened several of the stone steps so that anyone stepping on them would be likely to lose their footing.

Then he drew his knife and waited, concealed, at the top of the stairs.

Diary of Jan Milna, unpublished

31th of August, 1832

Professor Mercurio had agreed to share his chaise with us to the ball.  I had looked forward to that drive and the entire evening once.  Now, I bore ashes upon my tongue.  There were seven of us crowded into the coach, I sat between Mercurio and the Inspector with the great bulk of the priest Drko on the end, crowding us.  Opposite sat Lady Effie and Nikolina with Elisabeth sitting between them.  I could not bear to meet her eyes but I could feel them boring coldly into me.

Bobo Drko only made the situation worse by prating on and on about the blessings of marriage and congratulating Nikolina and I on being the beneficiaries of a serendipitous sacrament.

“What do you mean ‘serendipitous?’” asked Elisabeth.

The Bobo then proceeded to explain exactly how it came to be that we had been married, without my consent or even knowledge.  As he said this, I felt the first glimmering of hope and looked imploringly at Elisabeth.  I could see that neither Mercurio nor Nikolina were pleased by this revelation.  For her part Elisabeth grew very withdrawn and troubled; now she was the one who would not meet my eyes.



We arrived at the castle and left our carriage which was directed into the dry moat as was expected.  We had to process up the ramp to the castle itself by foot.  As we ascended, I could see that in the nearby Czirykoot Park, there was a troop of the Russian cavalry, led no doubt by the officer I had encountered on my first visit there.  This brought back to my mind that our last visit had been under much happier circumstances but seemed like a lifetime ago.



I noticed that on the ramp and outer portions of the castle, the guards were members of the renown Royal Walloons, the bodyguard to the King since the first Vladislav and excellent soldiers although with a reputation as plunderers.  Once we enter the castle itself, the guards were Austrian regulars for the most part with some members of the Regent’s bodyguard, the Zenda Chassuers.

We enter the grand ballroom and I cringed as Nikolina and I were announced as husband and wife.  However, I told myself that I would not think of my personal problems for now but dedicate myself to the rescue of Count Leopold.  With this resolution, entered the hall only to notice that the music had stopped and everyone was staring at me, a strange hostile murmur could be discerned.  The murmuring only grew as we moved further into the ballroom.



Finally, an officer of the Chassuers approached and angrily demanded why I would dress so provocatively.  When I expressed my surprise and innocence, he rounded upon and said, “You appear in the uniform of the Leutonian Hussars, they are the lifeguard of the exiled Leopold.  Do you mean to insult the King and the Regent!”  I again expressed my position that no offense was intended and I wore the uniform by mistake.

I attempted to retreat into recesses of the room but realized that I would not have the anonymity I had hoped.  Then I remembered that Nikolina had been the one to provide this uniform from the theatre which had obtained it for their costume room no doubt cheaply when the regiment had been disbanded.

A chill then went through me as I realized she had also been the one who supplied the disguises to my compatriots.

Letter from Lady Euphemia Dalhousie to Miss Elspeth Dalhousie, 28 August 1832

Miss Elspeth Dalhousie, Spinster
Ossian Hall
Cranlarich, Scotland

Mah hen sister-in-law,

… we thus reckoned that we would finally hae a facing with the dobber doctor that was conducting his nefarious business affairs wi' your beloved brother, my worthless husband at this precious dance for the Roossian ambassador and the Tsar’s trollop.

It was a stoatin' fine affair, I wore my auld black gown and was the height of fashion despite it being ten years old.  The Ruritinians being nae so cosmopolitan as you find in Glasgow.

Then they announced the Regent, Prince Leobald.  Now this worthy was a man on the far side of seventy.  He once had been handsome but now was fat and spotted by bevvy and dropsy.  He had cruel but glaikit eyes and seemed to favor ridiculous hats.  Aside him was a man of middle age with a huge crop of black hair.  This, Mercurio told me was Dippel.



The Inspector approached the doctor who was all sour vinegar.  The saw bones ran girning to the Regent. The latter was already in a foul mood as he had spied Johnny Milna in his bright blues.

“What do you mean appeawing in the pwesence of the Wegent in such a pwovactive gawb! What is youw name, Siw?” he demanded.

“Milna, You Highness. Jan Milna”

“Miwna Yan Miwna.  What a widicuwous name and what an outwageous accent!  We shaww keep ouw eye on you, Miwna Yan Miwna!”  the Prince said, with spittle flicking off his fat lips.

As this went on, Mercurio drew the Inspector and me aside, “We shall get nothing from this until we separate Dippel from the Regent.”

The good inspector finally seemed to gain his backbone, for he agreed and took us in search of the Minister of Police.  We found this shifty-eyed cheat guzzling booze on one of the balconies.  He eyed me with undisguised lust and likely this was why he was willing enough to listen to our tale.



The good inspector laid it out all for him, all we had learned, all the murder and witchery and mayhem stated in proper lawyerly terms. I’ll give it to the Minister, for a fancy-dress monkey of a bureaucrat, he took the tale to heart.  He grew serious and said he would allow Smelchak to attend to it.  The man withdrew for bit but then returned and presented the inspector with a warrant for Dippel’s arrest signed and sealed.

“But you must arrest him quietly, when he leaves the ball, not before and you must obtain a confession.  If the Regent catches wind of this before we are ready, all of our lives will be forfeit.”  He then took a strong drink and left the party.

It was then they announced the arrival of the Russian ambassador and the Countess Krimskaya. 

I had never seen Mercurio appear so pale…   

Sandorius

The servant simply announced the words, "Prince Narishkin and Countess Krimskaya."



And she was there.

He had not seen her since that eventful day on the Moscow Road when they had both come close to killing each other.  Of course, many others had died that day.  For twenty years, he had lived in fear of this moment, facing her again. 

Ersbeth Bathory, the infamous Blood Countess had been his lover, centuries ago.  In the blindness of love, he had shared all he knew of the great powers of magic.  The knowledge corrupted her or perhaps she was born corrupt.  When he found out her treachery and the horrors she committed with the powers he taught her, he hated her.  They spent centuries trying to destroy each other and she always seemed to have the upper hand.  Twenty years ago that changed, he had found the infant Elizabeth.  He knew a new emotion.  Fear, fear for what could happen to his new daughter.

Now there was no fear, not even hatred anymore.  Only a simple a realization that she had to be stopped, once and for all.  If that cost him his life then so be it.

He walked over and bowed to her. 

She looked at him with surprise.  Despite their glamours, they would always know each other.  She made no move against him but bowed with that slightly amused smile on her face.



"Forgive me, Prince, but I am an old friend of the Countess.  Might I impose upon her to ask for a dance?"

"I should be delighted, Ivo." She said, cutting off any objection from Narishkin. "Do not be upset, Pavel Ivanovich.  We are, as he says, very old friends.  So we may behave… unconventionally."

He took her onto the floor and they joined the dance. 

"I don't know if I like this look for you, Ivo.  Too bookish."

"You look beautiful as always, Ersbet."

"I remember you as a better dancer," she said.  "You are out of practice."

"Perhaps you are too practiced."

"I give you credit for your courage.  I had thought you dead and gone these many years.  You hid well."

"The time for hiding is over.  The time for many things is over.  I am weary of our struggle.  What have we gained with all our machinations?"

"I have gained many things." She responded.

"But are you happy?"

A troubled look washed over her face for a moment, then the smile returned, "Of course, Ivo, I have always been happy."

"I think it is time for us both to accept Death's embrace, we have cheated him too long."

Here she grew angry, "I shall never accept that embrace.  But you, you shall know it quite soon."  He saw her notice Elisabeth then. 

"And you shall not be alone."

From across the hall, the servant announced, "His Majesty, the King!"


Diary of Jan Milna, unpublished

31th of August, 1832

The entry of the ambassador had won me some respite from the crowd's attention.  I sent Nikolina across the hall to the doorway to that I assumed they would use to bring Count Leonardo into the room.

I quietly moved toward the postern door.  There was no one near and I began quietly to unlock it.

Suddenly, there was a loud banging at the door.  "Jan, let us in, I think the guards out here may have seen us."

I called for them to be quiet, that it was not yet time but they only grew louder and more panicked. A Walloon guard noticed the commotion and approached.

"What is this?" he demanded.

"I believe there may be someone trying to break in, help me." I said and opened the lock.  I then thrust the guard's head through the open door and slammed it shut upon him.  The guard collapsed into the arms of my comrades who dragged him out of the doorway.  They rushed in.

I looked with horror and the nine of them appeared dressed in uniforms of the Janissaries from a hundred years prior.  Nikolina again.

The servant then cried out, "His Majesty, the King!"

The Pimp

He heard them coming out of the crypts and braced himself for the attack.  He risked a glimpse down the passage and saw that there were now six of the masked agents escorted the Count who did not seem to be cowed by the likelihood of his impending death.  Or it may just have been typical Radziwillian thickness.

The steps were narrow so that they could only proceed two at a time.  The first two approached and his halberd trap worked far better than her could have hoped.  The bladed swung down and decapitated the pair. 

The two following had not yet set foot on the steps. They noticed Saucy at the head of the stair and snarled at him.  They each had long fangs at the corners of their mouths.  Vampires!  God help him, he hoped his knife worked against them.



Then they leapt over the stairs.  One did not succeed and fell, a step giving way and plunging him down onto the floor below, knocked down but otherwise unhurt.  The other was flying towards Saucy but the pimp was ready.  Just as the creature was about to land upon him, he thrust the big knife into its chest with both hands.  Gouts of blood sprayed from its mouth and it fell dead.

Count Leonardo had used the opportunity to push his way out of the grasp of the two remaining captors.  Seeing him thus free, Saucy leapt down and embraced him, then activated the invisibility device.

"Be quiet now, Count.  I am a friend."

"Oh goodie!"

Diary of Jan Milna, unpublished

31th of August, 1832

King Vladislav V Leon, looking every bit of his eighty years, smiled down on us benignly.  He was said not to have been a bad king, merely ill-advised.  There is a saying in Ruritania, "A simple Radziwill is a blessing, a smart one is from the Devil."

Beside him was his second wife, Queen Carlotta, who was a good fifty years his junior.  She was said not to be simple or a blessing.  I have since learned that she was a von Elphberg and so was a cousin to that cur Geli von Elphberg, explaining perhaps Dippel's entre into so close a relationship with the Royal Family.



Topicz handed me my great sword.  I asked why he had not used the lock-picking device to open the postern from his side and let themselves in more quietly.

"That wasn't in the plan and you said to follow the plan exactly!"

A French opera singer had just begun a song of welcome when the crowd looked our way, everyone confused by the crowd of Turks who had just entered from the side door.

The King, unwittingly saved us.  He called out, "Oooh, whiwwing Dewvishes!  I wove whiwwing Dewvishes!  Dance! Dance!"

"Start spinning you fools!" I hissed at my comrades, grabbing the device from Topicz, "I'll see if I can find Leonardo."

The crowd, including the guards, was distracted by the outlandish sight.  I must say my friends showed far more enthusiasm and talent, for that matter, as Turkish dancers then they ever did as revolutionaries. 



I moved swiftly but quietly to the other entrance.  Nikolina was there and told me she could hear noise of fight going on.  Puzzled, I pushed the lock-picking into the key hole.  With a slight pop and fizzle, the lock opened and I went through the door.

I was in a small antechamber with the pair of steps leading down to the crypts at the heart of the castle.  There was a dark figure wearing an elaborate mask.  I recognized him immediately as a member of the Third Section with whom I had crossed paths many times during the war and in my escape from Poland.  He bared his fangs at me.

I sliced his head from his shoulders.

Nikolina cried out, "A monster!"



"Damn vampires," I said, "Where the hell do they keep getting them?"

There was sound of loud applause from the ball room.  My comrades rushed in, congratulating each other on the good ruse they had accomplished. I turned to look down the stairs and there were two more of the creatures who were readying to charge us. 

Topicz tossed one of his device down the stairs and shouted for everyone to shut their eyes and duck.  There was a very bright flash and great roar of the thunder. 

When the shock of the explosion dissipated, I looked back to the steps.  Two piles of ashes were lying on them.

By using alchemical solutions rather than chemicals, Topicz had used an elemental form that reproduced something very near the light of the sun.  As we all know, sunlight will kill most vampires so the agents were destroyed instantly.  Topicz had unwittingly invented the most effective anti-vampire device known to man.



The Case of the Resurrection Men in The Natural Philosophy of Crime by Anton Smelchak

It was the explosion that gave me my chance to separate Dippel from the Regent.  Immediately, Mercurio called out that the castle was under attack and that the King must be saved.  Bobo Drko was calling out that it was a magical attack, wrought by a black sorcerer.

This more than anything caused pandemonium in the ball room.  The King and Queen were hustled back to their apartments while everyone else rushed to the grand stairway as a means of escape. 

The Bobo encouraged this, telling everyone to  gather in a tight circle at the foot of the stairs and he would protect them with his blessed powers.  He began inscribing a chalk circle on the floor while shoving people together. 

Mercurio and the Bobo began arguing in hushed voices, the former saying, "We can't use the amber bombs, they might kill them all."

"You can't fight hell without sending a couple of souls there now and then," was the priest's reply.

I said to the Regent that his life was in danger since this was obvious revenge for his anti-magic edict. The Chassuers encircled us and began pushing everyone aside, dragging the Regent, Narishkin and Dippel out to safety.  I followed close behind, drawing the coach gun from the tails of my frock coat.

Letter from Lady Euphemia Dalhousie to Miss Elspeth Dalhousie, 28 August 1832

… now I had not left my perch on the balcony since we finished with the Police Minister. There was a better view and quicker service for bevvy and dainties, both of which were quite pukka. 

I knew not, then, what twas happening when the commotion began.  First a flash and the sound of thunder and then everyone shouting an’ running. 

But I did notice that the Roosian hussy that danced with Mercurio was down on the floor, speaking intently with Mercurio's daughter Elizabeth.  I thought that strange since I sensed the hostility twixt her and the Professor. 

Then the chut took the girl by the arm and began to lead her out the door from whence those awful dancers had come. I saw that Elisabeth had a more than usual blank look upon her pretty face so I realized something was amiss.

Also the ruby I wore round my neck commenced to warm and seemed to throb.  Now this piece of jewelry my dear papa had "found" in an abandoned temple in India.  It had acted like this afore when trouble was about or when papa's gout began to afflict him.

Since neither looked particularly gouty, I decided that trouble was afoot.  I lept down from the balcony to bar the door, my petticoats catching the air to slow my fall.  Now I had not been permitted to bring Fiona with me but I did have the sword that I had concealed in my parasol.  This I brandished afore the Roosian hoore.



She snarled at me and I saw she had great pointed fangs.  Afore I could do anything, she bit right intae my neck. I felt a horrid pain and saw my own blood gushing from the wound.  And that black she-devil licking her lips.  Just afore I fell tae the floor I saw that she held my ruby in her bloody fist.

I scarce felt it when my body struck the marble and I kint I was dying. Then I saw Sarah running towards the bitch and the odd thought struck me as to how they had let my servant intae the main hall.  She was shouting something in an odd language.

I tried to tell her tae speak English or Hindi since I couldnae kin her but I only managed a weak croak.

It may have been my state but it seemed that the shrew had slowed considerably in her retreat and moved very heavily towards the door all the while dragging an unresisting Elisabeth with her.  Then up came the big priest behind her, a sword in his hand.  The weapon was small but it glowed a faint blue.  He struck her in the back and she screamed.  The last I saw ere I lost my wits was the sight of her seeming to turn intae a mist and hie off in the wind, leaving the girl and my ruby behind.



A great sadness overcame me as the last thought I had was how ever would I get these stains out my gownan’ it costing me a good 5 guineas…

The Case of the Resurrection Men in The Natural Philosophy of Crime by Anton Smelchak

With the help of the guards, we were soon out of the castle and rushing down the ramp to a waiting carriage.  In the commotion, I dragged Dippel toward me and thrust the coach gun into his side.

"Not a sound Doctor or you shall be a casualty of tonight's attack."

He did as I told him and we pushed away from the Regent and the Ambassador who were more concerned with their own safety than that of their companion.  I was gratified to see the police wagon with Bogacz perch atop and Krular and Vidric waiting by the doors.  I threw Dippel into their hands.

"Dr. Dippel, I have a warrant for your arrest on charges of black magic and as an accessory to murder."

The man sputtered and called me mad, swearing I would pay for this outrage.  At that point I was finished with him.

I shouted at him, "You filthy black magic-practicing, grave-robbing, traitorous son of a bitch!"  I struck him harder than I had ever struck anyone and he fell back unconscious into the van.



Suddenly, Big Saucy was standing before me.  A few of his “ladies” were bundling some uniformed gentleman off into the gypsy wagon that had become a feature near the castle.  Now doubt he had an arrangement with old Zoltan to protect his clients.

The pimp said, "I hope you can nab this one's bosses."

"I shall indeed!  His boss is the Regent himself!  A more traitorous villainous cur has never known the seat of power.”

Saucy then removed the blond wig and false beard and said, “Welcome to the Revolution, Inspector.”

It was Fisztics.