O My Ruritania!

"So I tried to helicopter and pee at the same time. Moral of the story is I couldn’t do it and now I’m banned from all Hilton Suites ” ...

“At least I save the vids of my kids. You want to see them --ZZZZAPPP --uggh! ” The Late PFC LaVonne Jone, Dunkelheim, 2302 As th...

“The last time I was in a po-lice car, I ended up in this shithole.” Russ Katurian, ROT Penal Colony, Dunkelheim, 2302 After dispat...

“Who ever heard of someone getting their legs shot in an elevator.” PVT Arben “The Noob” Johnstone, Dunkelheim, 2302 As gunfire died d...

“I see no possible way in which tossing rigged explosives at the insane clown leader of homicidal convicts whilst telling everyone an orbit...